-FAQ- Click Here For About Clown Love

•What is Clown Love: An ICP Half-Life Mod
•Who can I play as in the game?
•What will the Levels Be Like?
•What kinda weapons we gunna be killin with in the Game?
•What music will the game have?
•How much will ICP: Half-Life Cost?
•Will the Game be for Dreamcast, PS2, N64, X-Box any shit like that?
•How fast does my computer need to be?
•When will this shit be out?!?!?!
•I hate ICP,Twiztid, and all that "Psycopathic" shit, what do you think of that?!?!?!
•Are those rumors about Spike true?
•Can I help make the game?
•Legal Disclaimer (Read)

What is Clown Love: An ICP Half Life Mod?

What is Clown Love: An ICP Half Life Mod, well we are taking the Game Half-Life for the PC and modifing it to fit our game. Obviously it's about ICP and psycopathic records. In my mind, it is to show our thanks,love,and props to ICP and all involved with Psychopathic Records, and to give Juggalos a game, that we feel they will enjoy and love to play. The Game is based on Worlds (Joker's Cards) you must beat levels to earn Joker's Cards..and usually a wonderful weapon!

Who can I play as in the game?

You will Play as The Juggalo in single player, but In multiplayer, you play as the character in story mode, and also Billy Bill, Vampiro, Marz, all the other guys from Psychopathic, the Rednecks, and whatever else we can get....check the Plans Page for more info.

What will the levels be like?

In the story mode the levels will be based on songs. Like Wizard of the Hood well have a bunch of 3 foot pimps and a crackhead Tinman. Shit like that.

What kinda Weapons will be killin in the game?

We are gunna have like 15 fuckin weapons. The ever popular Meat Cleaver, 9mm, Shotguns, Butcherknives, Hatchets, Rocket Launchers, Hatchets, Axes, and fuckin more. Once again, check the Plans Section

What music will the game have?

I have been asked that about 15 times, each time i wanna smack the fucker. But so I don't get it asked again, Psychopathic Shit, ICP and Twiztid....fuckin morons.

How much will it be?

Free Bitch! Unlike them Hookers, this shit is 100% free! Assuming you own Half-Life, you gotta have that to play.

Will the Game be for Dreamcast, PS2, N64, X-Box any shit like that?

No, it'll be for the PC, meaning you have Windows 95 or Higher. It will *not* be for Dreamcast, Playstation, or any console. So don't ask me to do otherwise.

How fast does my computer need to be?

Well the Minimum Requirements for Half-Life are the same but the reccomendations are slightly different...

Item Minimum Requirements Reccomended
Processor
166mhz (Pentium)
133mhz (AMD K-6)

 200mhz (Pentium)
166mhz(AMD K-6)
RAM 32MB 64MB
Hard Drive Space N/A N/A
Video Card 16MB 3D Video Card 32MB 3D Video Card
Modem
(For Net Play)		 28.8 kps w/26400 baud connection Broadband DSL/Cable



When will this shit be out?!?!?!

Well, as a famous game developer once said..."when it's done", but I aint a dick so I wont say that, it'll be out within a few months.

I hate ICP,Twiztid, and all that "Psycopathic" shit, what do you think of that!!!

I don't give a shit, if you don't like it, don't play...but you can suck my balls.

Are those rumors about Spike true?

No comment.

Can I help make the game?

Well depends, send me some of ur stuff to icpmod@hotmail.com and then we'll see if you can.

---If this didn't answer ur question email us at icpmod@hotmail.com---

Legal Disclaimer ~
The remarks above stated by Spike, aka Justin are those of his opinion and/or feelings and do not nessisarily represent the opinions of the rest of the game developers releated with this project. In fact, we don't know why he is here, we sure don't like him, if you want him...email us, he's on sale for 3 bucks.
*Spike walks in* "3 bucks....3 fucking bucks, if your gunna sell me at least throw in a free gift or something, like a vegetable slicer, 3 bucks is a rip off!"

-About-

Single Player and Cooperative Play

The story mode will be about 20 levels or so. The journey in story mode will let you play as the Juggalo. You go through worlds aka Joker's Cards to earn that world's jokers card. To each world there is 3-4 levels, and a Beginning and Final Level. Check Plans for all the Single Player Levels


Multiplayer

Multiplayer modes will include the usual mutliplayer games, Deathmatch, Teamplay, Capture the Flag, which we might alter a little bit to fit our game more. We want to incorperate some new innovative multiplayer games. Which will be introduced when the game is out....we'll leave some suspense for ya. You'll have player models like Violent J, Shaggz, Jamie Madrox, Monoxide Child,The Redneck, The three secret characters, and they'll have have multiple outfits.
Check plans for all the info.

Weapons

You'll have guns like Shotguns, 9mms, Desert Eagles, Rocket Launcers, Mp5's, Uzi's and shit like that. Now hes the part that will make Clown Love fun. The Meelee weapons. It will make you feel your in an ICP song. Everything they sing about will be in this game. Butcher Knives, Hatchets, Single and Double Sided Axes, and the ever popular Meat Cleaver. Other meelee weapons include a Butcher Knife, hatchets and more. Check Plans for all the info.

About Us
Well For Spike, Oblivitar and God Juggalo, we're all from the same town, Wallkill New York, its the worst place to live without a doubt. All us three talk about is Games and ICP, so it made sense to make this game. Spike and Oblivitar, who are the Level Designers use Quark-Quake Army Knife for all level design. We both definatly agree Worldcraft is for retards/morons/quadrapoligics. We make textures with Photoshop, but Spike sucks at Texture artistry so he seldomly does it. God Juggalo uses Milkshape for all 3d models and when he gets enough money for 3D Studio MAX, he'll use that. For skins he uses Photoshop, and Paint Shop Pro *cough*sucks*cough*. All the other team members, I dunno what they use or where there from, so I won't speak for them.